Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Top 10 Funny parenting Quotes

Anyone who has looked forward to a long rest after she has tidied the house, done the laundry, cooked lunch, fed  her toddler and watched the  tidy house be scattered all over again in the most imaginative and energetic ways, shortly before hearing the loud cry of the aforementioned toddler fall whilst courageously attempting to climb the  window protectors, knows that parenting is hard work.

Sometimes, when it seems the kids have blown all your fuses the only thing you can do is have a sense of humour about it. So here is a  compilation of my top 10 funny parenting quotes from dads and mums who have been there, done that and have lots of broken toys, plates, ornaments and a never ending pile of laundry to show for it

Top 10 Funny parenting Quotes
  1. “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” - Leo Burke
  2. " You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. " - P. J. O'Rourke
  3. “A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.”~ Russell Lynes
  4. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” - Franklin P. Jones
  5. "You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation" - Unknown
  6. “Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”~ Phyllis Diller
  7. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. Charles Wadsworth
  8. “A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.~ Jerry Seinfeld
  9. Many parents are finding out that a pat on the back helps develop character - if given often enough, early enough, and low enough. Author Unknown
  10. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”~ Milton Berle
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